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Lucy Larcom - Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
Lucille Ball - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Euripides - If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Jim Gaffigan - Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.
Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five
Bobby Kelton - Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Anna Magnani - Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Golda Meir - Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich - To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.
Fred Astaire - Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.
Edward Morykwas - Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Bob Hope - You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Tom Wilson - Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Bernard Baruch - To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson - Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Byron Pulsifer - A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.
Nicky Gumbel - Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!
M. Rivers - Your age isn't you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.
Emily Dickinson - We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
William Barclay - There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why.
Paris Hilton - The way I see it, you should live every day like it's your birthday.
Carl Gustav Jung - Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.
Georges Clemenceau - Everything I know I learned after I was 30.
Oscar Wilde - The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Norman Wisdom - As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Rachel Maddow - My life is better with every year of living it.
John Lennon - Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Truman Capote - Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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