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Davy Crockett - I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog
Chuck Berry - Don't let the same dog bite you twice
Henry Ward Beecher - The dog is the god of frolic
Parker Conrad - Some days you're the fire hydrant, and some days you're the dog.
Kurt Vonnegut - I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and he lets me know he likes me
Elayne Boosler - My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn - For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion
Duane Chapman - Dog is God spelled backward
Rodney Dangerfield - Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid
Jack London - A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog
Christopher Morley - No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does
Dick Dale - There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around
Karl Kraus - Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves
Catfish Hunter - The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
Robert Wagner - A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
Edith Wharton - My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
Friedrich Nietzsche - Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'
Andy Rooney - The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Austin O'Malley - Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you
Ernest Hemingway - In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.
Lewis Grizzard - Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Humphrey Bogart - A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Ann Landers - Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Steven Wright - I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Martin Luther - Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail
Kinky Friedman - Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Benjamin Franklin - There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Franklin P. Jones - Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Adam Smith - Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
Konrad Lorenz - The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
Harry S Truman - You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower - What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Ogden Nash - A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Josh Billings - A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Abraham Lincoln - How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Groucho Marx - Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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