Free Erma Bombeck - Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Benjamin Franklin - By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

Awkwafina - We need to take risks. We need to go broke. We need to prove them wrong simply by not giving up.

Spike Milligan - As I kept having episodes of depression, I realized that it was not a one-off: that I had, well, not a disease, really - more an illness.

Morgan Freeman - I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You’re not scared. You’re an a**hole.

Omar Khayyam - The moving finger writes, and having written moves on. Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it.

Wilfred Peterson - Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new gri

Emily Potter - Heroes never die. They live on forever in the hearts and minds of those who would follow in their footsteps.

Caitlin Houston - Words are not enough to express the unconditional love that exists between a mother and a daughter.

Maya Angelou - My mission in life is not merely to survive but to thrive and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Thomas S. Monson - You do not find the happy life. You make it.

Alice Morse Earle - Every day may not be good but there's something good in every day.

Erma Bombeck - Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Sophie Tucker - From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five

Erma Bombeck - I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Robert Frost - By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Kavita Ramdas - We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated they can be humble, so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate they can be rational, and so disciplined they can

Richard Nelson Bolles - Not for nothing is their motto TGIF ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.

Arnold H. Glasgow - A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.

Virgil - They succeed, because they think they can.

Donald Glover - I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.

Ron Chernow - I have developed a very strong partiality for the dead: they don't talk back, they don't sue, and they don't have angry relatives.

Rainer Maria Rilke - A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.

Madonna - A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.

Saint Augustine - If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such are the times.

Francois Fenelon - Do not make best friends with a melancholy sad soul. They always are heavily loaded, and you must bear half.

Barry Ritholtz - 'Returnless risk' is not how you prepare for a decent retirement.